LOUUU

BARBIE

oceangirl323: Hey

shot_the_bride: yooooo hold on a minute

oceangirl323: 'Kay.

shot_the_bride: i'm watching old music vid

shot_the_bride: *vids

oceangirl323: Cool. Which ones?

shot_the_bride: Stuff by The Cardigans.

shot_the_bride: You remember that song 'Love Fool'?

oceangirl323: I don't know. I might've heard it before.

shot_the_bride: It went 'Love me, love me, say that you love me' over and over.

oceangirl323: I'd have to hear it.

shot_the_bride: Oh.

oceangirl323: So...what's up?

shot_the_bride: Not much

shot_the_bride: You?

oceangirl323: Nothing much. Just got back from my cousins' house.

shot_the_bride: Fully cool.

shot_the_bride: So...

shot_the_bride: Hold on.

oceangirl323: OK.

shot_the_bride: Back.

shot_the_bride: Bored. You?

oceangirl323: Kind of. Mostly just happy to be home.

shot_the_bride: Kewwwlllz

shot_the_bride: Groar. They took out a scene from the vid....

oceangirl323: That stinks.

shot_the_bride: I'll be fiiiiiiiiiine

shot_the_bride: But Barbie won't be.

shot_the_bride: It was her death scene.

shot_the_bride: That's what I'm calling the singer.

shot_the_bride: She's a barbie.

oceangirl323: LOL.

shot_the_bride: She's blonde-haired-blue-eyed and ohso talented

shot_the_bride: =barbie

oceangirl323: Barbie's not talented. She's some ditzy blonde that they cloned. Each clone was
assigned a duty. "You, ride horses." "You, take care of Kelly." "You, marry Ken." And in time,
they each learned what their purpose in life was. The only talented one is gymnastics Barbie,
because she was presented with the gift of bendy arms that the others weren't "good enough" to receive.

shot_the_bride: LMAO

oceangirl323: It's the truth. They were on a Barbie-cloning spree for a while. Then the different ethnicities attacked. They broke into the lab with their pitchforks and torches, dragging Christie, Teresa, and Midge by their hair, and cloned them so that their not-blonde-haired-and-blue-eyed daughters wouldn't get their feelings hurt. Each new, "differently colored" clone was assigned a duty as well. But Midge was the most unique of all, because she started an all-out war between Mattel and overcautious parents by getting pregnant.

shot_the_bride: You're great, Tara, Have I told you that lately?